Welcome, traveler from the multiverse, to the paradoxical topping pizza hut where the laws of reality are bent and the toppings are infinite.
Here, we serve pizzas with toppings that defy explanation, exist outside of time and space, and will likely drive you to madness. Choose from our selection of:
Remember, our pizzas are crafted with the finest paradoxical ingredients, carefully selected from minimalist and maximalist dimensions. Enjoy, traveler!
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